Nonsense!

It's official. I am Leah S. Zalinski.

Changing my name SUCKED. I left the office to to Social Security to change my name during lunch. And, 4 hours later, I'm finally back to the office. That's absurd. A few questions for the general public:

1. Why are government offices only open during the hours that normal people work?
2. Why also do said government offices CLOSE FOR LUNCH when normal people are allowed to LEAVE work
3. Why must the people who sit in the chairs next to you at said government offices always smell like pee, and insist on talking to you about why they need to be seen faster than you
4. If I worked as slow as the government employees worked, I would be fired. That's not a question. that's a fact.

I know that it's important to have the same last name as my husband... but the gender inequalities on this one are a bit overwhelming. He's going to owe me BIG time for this. First, I had to sit in social security all day to change MY name, now I have to learn how to sign it.