The new season of my favorite trashy british show, footballers wive$, starts a new season on 6/6. I'm thrilled. It's like Desperate Housewives, but with swearing and excessive drug use.

Since the last season, they've been keeping me entertained with a brilliantly similar spin off, with different characters who are only very loosely tied to any actual Footballers. It's been very interesting, but it's just not the same.

And Zeke is thrilled because tomorrow, a second DVR arrives. So he won't be forced to overhear every wonderous details.